Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.

“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

tom mccosker

A Tom McCosker Is a cool dude with a 8 inch cock. Girls think they’re a nice guys and love when they make them laugh. Even though a Tom McCosker has lots of girls to talk to he always puts the bro’s before the hoes. A Tom McCosker Loves memes and has great relationships with your girlfriend. They also like playing the guitar more than sex.

Stacy: “Is that Tom McCosker?”
Rachel: “Tom McCosker is so cute isn’t he?”

by I’m the truth January 20, 2020

Tom Vos

Racist, black man hater, black male disliker, KKK member, Islamophobic, djalla, fodder, certified white male, grown American man looking ahh, goofy, quirky, bledder, kebber.

*Man says the N-word*
Shut up u Tom Vos!

by TomVosKkrDjalla March 21, 2022

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 07, 2019

Tom Langdown

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020

Tom Gravy

a parody version of Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady named Tom Gravy who is a competitive hot dog eater created at some point during a conversation where content creators Dream and Quackity explained American sports to British content creator GeorgeNotFound.

"I'm so proud of Tom Gravy for winning the hotdog eating competition!"

by diamond-reuben February 08, 2021

Tom Lucitor

A half demon/half mewman guy (don't ask) that may burst into flames at any given time. He is the prince of the underworld with 3 eyes and horns but surprisingly hates politics. He is in love with Star Butterfly so he's attempting to improve his anger issues because she inspires him. (on cue) "aww"

Damn, Tom Lucitor is hella hot.

by RbnTrash January 07, 2018