Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 March 03, 2016

Randumb Acts

A small-time drama group that will one day make you laugh...or cry, hopefully both. Honestly, its amazing and you should watch it. Usually involving Pirates or 24. A channel on YouTube.

Awesome kid #1: Have you seen the latest Randumb Acts skit?

Awesome kid #2 Eff, yeah! I laughed so hard, blood came out my ears!

Awesome kid #1 Dude, that group PWNs!!!!

(Both High Five)

by Krittr March 23, 2009

Actely

Someone who you don’t want to mess with on Grand Theft Auto V Online.

I just got smoked by Actely!

by NoLyfer September 11, 2022

act two blues

The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.

Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured

Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues

by Gentleman Nemesis June 19, 2015

Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy

Literally Donald Trump.

A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh

by XdXd123 February 04, 2017

Act Up October

The month where you get to act up on women or sexy motherfuckers.

Tom: Bro, It's Act Up October and Stacy is making me fucking act up.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.

by HoodedWhiteCrewmate October 09, 2020

The act of yanking ones chain

To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones

I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!

That is the act of yanking ones chain

by Jmoneyjmoneyjmoney February 15, 2024