The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.
Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!
by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 03, 2006
by ana von hindenburg October 29, 2010
playing with oneself/ masterbating
by Schizzna September 07, 2008
by bighead912 January 09, 2012
by deskwaxer69 April 17, 2009
1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.
3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!
Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
by Hand-Banana November 15, 2010
While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.
Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.
by Trevor Gould September 27, 2006