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Your mom

defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf
by Coolcalo 69420 February 14, 2020
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soccer mom

Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
by jamesmc534 November 17, 2013
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Mom Stank

The combination of sour milk, body odor and PPD.
"What's that smell?"
"Oh that's just Mary's mom stank."
by Commodore04 May 3, 2018
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Mom Wave

Verb, The Mom Wave is a simple gesture that is done under pressure. It can 1. make you look awky 2. Rock their world
I saw BNB today, it was super awky, havent talked to him in awhile. I gave him the Mom Wave.
by maginaOH10 August 3, 2010
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mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.
Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.
by Old Barney July 18, 2017
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trunk mom

A mom that puts her kids in the trunk of a car
Ohhhh you're one of those moms *sees kids in the back of the trunk* aka trunk mom
by Tpeezy November 13, 2013
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tyler's mom

A nice woman but lowkey slutty prostitute
Tyler: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Me:Yeah, she's such a Tyler's mom. She sucked me off last night
by Rob The Goat Lover 3222 February 15, 2018
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