|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.
closely related to;; asshole
closely related to;; asshole
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
by twin. July 24, 2005
Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
by Hazard October 24, 2003
n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
by The Atomic Pun July 14, 2009
Noun-assface; jackass; knucklehead
1. big douche
first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.
Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.
Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
by Jefe's mom April 26, 2011
Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 08, 2010
A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.
by Diana in Oregon January 24, 2009
A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.
So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.
It was a Boost Douche.
It was a Boost Douche.
by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006