1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
by Truck 12 December 3, 2015
Get the Dirt squirtermug. by CARTMAN MsB November 6, 2012
Get the Dirt Cluckamug. by Goddaci August 28, 2018
Get the Dirt Slowmug. a person selling real estate, aka a real estate agent, frequently (but not always) of questionable values and/or the property is of questionable worth
he thinks he's a real estate agent but considering the properties, he's just a a dirt peddler
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
if you're not careful, that dirt peddler will sell you a piece of property at twice what it's worth
by otterlicious February 24, 2010
Get the dirt peddlermug. Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
Get the Squirt dirtsmug. by Dirte' July 17, 2021
Get the dirt herpiesmug. One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
by Salt001 May 9, 2013
Get the Dirt Hamstermug.