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vehicular terrorism

A form of terrorism in which a perpetrator deliberately rams a motor vehicle into a building, crowd of people, or another vehicle. This attack is made by a loser terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.
Vehicular terrorism in my freaking town? OVER MY DEAD BODY!
by Mr. Robotron June 10, 2017
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Workplace Terrorism

1. The act of lifting one cheek and leaning to the side in an effort to intentionally aim a fart at a co-worker.

2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
1. I don't like the guy I sit next to so i'm going to commit an act of workplace terrorism.

2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.

3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
by Undead Taco October 25, 2017
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karaoke terrorist

When you want to sing a karaoke song and you have a random person come and try to sing duet or take an extra microphone and ruin your song with their horrible singing.
I wanted to sing and the karaoke terrorists came and blew up my karaoke song
by Dnist76 November 23, 2017
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butt terrorism

when the person driving the car breaks wind and refuses to roll down a window
Ladasha's boyfriend committed acts of butt terrorism on a road trip.
by Nightwindelf April 23, 2018
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dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain
Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.
by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019
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Time Terrorist

Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.

Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.

Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.
Fuck that time terrorist!

No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.

That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.
by EvilDans February 2, 2019
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Economic Terrorism

1. Blocking or denying the right of an entity to buy, sell or trade in order to force them into bankruptcy, extreme hardship, or extreme poverty usually with the intent of extorting them into giving up something valuable that the aggressor wants. For example: If a country wants another to give up oil, or diamonds, they can commit economic terrorism by starving the other until they surrender or die. 2. Placing restrictions on a citizen in order to deny them the right to buy, sell or trade in order to force them to conform, submit, or comply to the oppressor's rulers or mores.
They are committing Economic Terrorism against the parents in order to force them to give up their children.
by CHIQAGOLIL July 3, 2019
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