gape tape

When the asshole of a freshly fucked butt is so stretched out and loose, gape tape is applied to seal off the brown stink hole from leaking feces and other anal contaminants. It is often used as an adhesive of sorts for whores, sluts, pornstars, and anal explorers from all walks of life.

Dude, Sasha has been taking it up the dumper so damn much that her Doctor made her start wearing gape tape to keep that treacherous hole from leaking shit everywhere.

by Dollabillz February 7, 2014

Tated

To Masterbate. Self gratification using "manual" means.

My neighbor is so hawt, I saw her earlier today in a thong and tated out to her later that night.

by Rep Whores July 23, 2008

Tape monkey

MR2 is the new tpe monkey(an ATL) and has replaced Miguel.

Miguel, what are you going to do during the day now that you are no longer a tape monkey?

by IT Boss December 31, 2008

Taedonggang

A beer from the DPRK, distributed on a ration basis as well as available to westerners for only 66 cents/.33 euros to the pint in Pyongyang.

A commercial of it became widespread on the internet in the early July of 2009.

Quote from the Taedonggang commercial:
Male Announcer: "Pyongyong-il Sarang, Taedonggang Mekjo!"
Female Announcer: "Pyongyang-il Sarang, Taedonggang Mekjo!"
(Translated: Taedonggang beer is the new face of Pyongyang)

by SongunGeneral July 24, 2009

Tapped

(In the context of video gaming)

To get shot in the head. The shot is usually fatal.

1: contact 210
2: I tapped him in the head. He's down.

by oeiwghowir December 19, 2019

tared

camila's way to say "tired" when she was little

wanting to sleep; tired

- Yo, I'm so tared. I wanna sleep
-Bruh same

by pppppppqqqqqq999 September 17, 2020

jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

by allybo January 1, 2007