Swamp Itch

It make yo booty crusty.

If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch

by LiberalEater69 January 28, 2019

Swamp sucker

A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.

"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."

by Itsmethesucker October 19, 2020

Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.

"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"

by twinkletits November 17, 2013

Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

draining the swamp

felching

The Senator can't meet with you right now. He's busy with an aide, draining the swamp.

by GOPeaBrain April 19, 2018

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke

That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house

by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020