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Sugar MIL 

MIL = Mother-In-Law.

A Sugar MIL is an affluent mother of someone who married a gold digger. They try to buy the love of their spongey offspring and children-in-law, which in turn actually creates conditional love and higher expectations for money from the Sugar MIL.
“How on earth are they going to afford to finish the renovations before the baby arrives?”

“They’ll be fine, Janes Sugar MIL will pay for it - she’s paid for everything else.”
Sugar MIL by soapboxqueen December 26, 2015

Sugar Shrapnel

The type of sweet/cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth
"I love captain crunch, but it has some serious sugar shrapnel"

"I wouldn't have eaten that many skittles if i knew i was going to get sugar shrapnel"

sugar blunt

Method of experimentation for those who wish to try drugs but have nobody to guide them. Beginners may attempt to create a "blunt" of sugar (or some other benevolent substance) to know how it feels to smoke something but avoid the actual high that comes with legitimate drugs. Not a suggested experience, as you may cause trouble if the operation is carried out correctly. Inhaled sugar can recrystallize in your lungs and cause serious harm. So don't do it.
"Hey Bill if you're not ready to try some real drugs, just make a sugar blunt."
"Nah I heard that's dangerous and I ain't no bitch anyway."
sugar blunt by Lucy'sNigga June 3, 2016

Sugar Head 

When someone is a random victim of sugar being poured on their head.
hahah, did you see Pat? he got sugar headed
Sugar Head by Mexican orangutan November 22, 2016

sugar nugger 

A sugar nugger is when you kiss a girl and she is tasty like crack.
Man she's a sugar nugger!
Wow she tastes like sugar nugger!
sugar nugger by Sugar nugger December 4, 2016

Sugar nugger 

When you kiss a girl and she is tasty like crack and you just want more.
WOW! She is a sugar nugger
Sugar nugger by Sugar nugger December 4, 2016