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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
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Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.
“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Split gate

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"
by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022
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split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 28, 2019
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Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out
I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out
by DeRayLa June 16, 2022
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