Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.

"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.

The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.

by jamnx May 3, 2011

Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.

I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.

by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024