social fap

When you use social media to masturbate

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!

by n-bomb December 1, 2015

social ambush

A social ambush occurs when somebody you least want and/or least expect to see, ends up standing face to face with you in a social setting like a restaurant, bar, gallery, houseparty, etc.. You are more likely to feel surprised or anxious at first, then mad. Sometimes mutual associates can be aware the meeting will take place but for whatever reason, they do not bother to warn you. The best way to deal with the situation is to LEAVE. No need to say something you might regret later.

I went out with Jenny to that new restaurant last night and Tina just popped up. I felt like it was a social ambush. I walked out five minutes later.

by jetjet March 24, 2016

Socialing media

When someone either
A.) continues a comment conversation in person that started on Ig, Fb, twitter etc.
B.)compliments someone in person based off of something they posted online
C.) commenting on a social media post in person
D.) points our how many likes they got or how many they didn't on a post

Basically, just breaking the barrier between social media and social interaction.

You know what this is. Everybody has at least one friend who does it. Ex. Of Socialing media"Why did you tweet that??"
Or "Wait, I got so many likes on this picture. I'm so proud of myself."

by Chicken Noodle Soup December 22, 2013

Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.

"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.

by Oal3000 February 18, 2021

Social Netiquette

Social network etiquette

Picking your nose while texting is terrible social netiquette.

by stuartvision January 20, 2020

social withdrawal

going without socialization for an extended period of time most likely leading to depression :/

staying in your room all days going to lead to social withdrawals making you sad and possibly depressed!

by i.luv.cats June 2, 2022

social carnivore

A person who is a vegetarian except when they are socializing with friends and then they will eat meat with them.

I thought he was a vegetarian. No. He's a social carnivore. He a have the sausage pizza.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014