sock residue

The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.

Oh my God, you've got frostbite!

Don't worry, it's just sock residue.

by knob jockey December 14, 2007

socksterbate

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

social wizard

person able to communicate, relate, understand and return the same level back to a person or group

Megan is such a social wizard. She can hold a conversation with anyone.

by ItzLyBiatch July 29, 2009

Social Tippex

A social interaction considered to eradicate any previous social faux pas. Such as tippex eradicates any written mistakes.

Person 1: "So what if I called you a cow? My hugs cancel it out."
Person 2: "HUGS AREN'T SOCIAL TIPPEX, YOU KNOW."

by Neopolitan Dreams December 7, 2009

socialight

One who only smokes at bars, clubs or social events, generally doesn't purchase one's own cigarettes and must borrow from others.

Regan: This club is meltface! Can I bum a cigarette?
Robert: Whoa I didn't know you smoked.
Regan: Only when I'm hittin the floor! weeee!
Robert: hell no!, I'm no charity for socialights!

by Ctrl Alt Design May 1, 2011

social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011

Social Genealogy

The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.

While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.

by axeman0115 November 18, 2012