Andrei Soare

Andrei Soare - the most loyal boy you'll ever meet. he has the biggest heart and is always there when you need him. he knows how to cheer you up even when you're at your lowest, always there for friends and family. Andrei truly has a generous and loving personality. he's got the prettiest eyes and the cutest smile ever; his voice is enough to get you blushing and flustered. That laugh of his has to be the purest, most loveable laugh to exist. it's the kind of laugh that'll get you smiling uncontrollably and giggling simply just by hearing it. Not only that, but he's very respectful and knows just how to treat a girl with his sweet compliments and the fact that he's highly understanding and supportive no matter what. he's charming and extremely funny, yet he has a hard time seeing how amazing he is and puts himself down quite often. He doesn't realize how effortlessly perfect he is, in every way possible.

Wow, Andrei Soare is such an amazing boyfriend. He's so sweet and selfless.

by alxxxia1124 June 2, 2023

Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

seattle sober

When you are completely sober except for heroin.

Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while

by Dinny Fingerbottom December 23, 2023

wing soar

When a man skydives with their penis out.

Let’s wing soar together guys!

by Snxck_s December 31, 2023

European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes

Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023