Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020

Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE

JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.

by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022

are scorpios sexy

Yes obviously the most fucking sexy zodiac that looks like legit fire with there massive tits and big mommy miller’s

Wow what an amazing are scorpios sexy

by Brian the hottie December 20, 2021

october scorpio

October scorpio are dickheads

Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD

by bigbootybitches1462 June 16, 2022

domme sloep

A very badass car

Ah, Stella Vita is echt een domme sloep ouwe

by Philozopher August 5, 2022

Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.

Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?

by Big Daddy Payne April 7, 2023