shock

To give someone the shocker.

You know, one day im just gonna shock the hell out of you baby, and you'll be glad you shaved.

by DXM Hat January 30, 2009

Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'

Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"

by Veebz October 22, 2011

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

boom shocka locka

im right

boom shocka locka i told you

by mackenzie October 3, 2003

shocker

Two in the Jackpot, One in the Balloon Knot
Two in the clam, One in the Ham
Two in the queef box, One in the Fart Box
Two in the squid, One in the skid
Two in the pouch, One in the OUCH!!!

In order to Shocker you must put her in the splits and poke her where she shits.

by dcdc220 October 20, 2006

shocklance

weapon of exterme ownage in tribes 2. takes enormous skill when used with energy pack.

by yo bitch wut up July 12, 2003

Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010