shank

noun; a particularly thick cock, verb; to shank a girl with a thick cock

as in "shank of love" or the Irish "shank o' love"

by shankster31 August 7, 2010

shank

shank when properly applied, can be used as a replacement for any previously known swear words, including all 9 sailor words

I'm gonna shank you up mother shanker!
Hey lets go behind jubilee and shank all night long.

by schmiddynick December 13, 2008

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.

Don't make me towel-shank you

by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024

Shank

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous

Don't you wish your significant other was like Shank

by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking

I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.

You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.

by shankbrothers September 30, 2023