Call of Shame

The act of calling a bar the morning after a bender to see if they have your debit or credit card.
I woke up the next morning with a hangover and an empty wallet. Reluctantly, I made the Call of Shame to Crossroads to see if they had my credit card.
by tomcanrunwell January 25, 2010
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drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work
Last night was fun but I had to do the drive of shame this morning. Very embarrassing!
by monkeylady June 2, 2009
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mock of shame

1. Wearing the same clothes two days in a row because you have nothing clean to wear.

2. Being forced to wear clothes two days in a row for lack of anything else to wear.
"I haven't done laundry in a week, so i'm doing a mock of shame"
by fivetastic March 12, 2009
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Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.
"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."
by Jezebel's Baby December 9, 2008
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Crying Shames

Used to describe a group of those who, often found in duo's, are avant-garde in taste, intellectual, and have a collective superiority complex.
"Hey Matt, over there, there's a couple Crying Shames."

"Pfft, check out these Crying Shames."
by Jeff Arbeau September 8, 2005
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Shame Spiral

The internal spiraling (rifling) on the inside of the new Miller Lite bottles. Also a metaphor for your life after drinking a lot of Miller Lites.
Man, that shame spiral fired those beers down my gullet even faster that shotgunning, now my life is a shitty mess.
by RJ L November 1, 2010
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Walk of Shame

The trip from the stall to the sink, then out to the hall after taking a monster dump.
After he took the walk of shame, no one talked to Maurice for a week.
by john_lee December 9, 2003
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