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semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."
by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014
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seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
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Semen Pile

When Jaachmed looked around the porno shop, he smelled the paint and he noticed it was actually a semen pile.
by Moo Snuckel May 12, 2015
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semirequited love

Semirequited love is love that is reciprocated in a meaningful way by the beloved, but there is a disparity between the perceived meaning or intensity of that love by at least one of the partners that prevents them from forming a primary relationship or life partnership with the other.
She realized she was doomed to semirequited love when the love of her life wrote her into his will, held her when she found out her mother was dying, and professed that he wanted her to be his poly secondary partner as long as they both shall live, but that he believes that there is a woman out there who will be a more perfect primary partner for him that he is holding out for.
by White Egret October 31, 2015
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Semi-flirt

When one person is flirting and the other person doesn't realise\notice.
"Andrea semi-flirted with Phil"
by philLITERALLY December 28, 2015
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semen chain-gun

The act of rapidly squeezing your dick when you cum, Making several small drops of cum fly from your cock, resembling a chain-gun.
Jenny: Last night James gave me a semen chain-gun
Jessica: Wow, I'm jealous!
by RampagedAlpaca June 20, 2016
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Semen Sacks

Kelly: You have some big semen sacks
by Weirdo Sheep June 16, 2016
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