Corridor scale

Much alike hogging, this is a judgement on the size of a splosher your no standards, man-whore flatmate has brought back home after a night out. It is simply out of ten - the greater the number the harder it is for her to fit down the corridor of your shitty student flat ie. a ten may require grease or a pole.

"Oh shit Tom's bagged a large girl. She must be an eight on the corridor scale. Fetch the butter or I'm not gonna be able to get out the front door for work."

by Dirty Dazzy-D June 11, 2006

H Scale

A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.

On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.

On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.

Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.

by H4U December 27, 2008

Meat Scale

A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon

"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.

by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008

House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.

Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.

by Mayor Me April 15, 2022

P-F Scale

The scale used to measure how much of a play fag someone is. This is based on how many play related activities the person does. The more they do the more of a play fag they are. 10 is the highest on this scale.

Danny, because you saw that play, you are now an 8 on the p-f scale.

by fitchin yo mama April 16, 2007

Female attractiveness scale

The scale with which guys rate women on physical apperance, typically using the numbers 1-10

Guy 1: What is she on the female attractiveness scale
Guy 2: Bro she's a pi, cause them legs not stopping

by OGAsshatJenkins September 1, 2016

Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10)

1-Unrealistically Ugly
2-Absolutely Appalling
3-Gross
4-Unattractive
5-Kinda Ugly
6-Decent
7-Average
8-Eye Catching
9-Very Beautiful
10-Goddess/Perfect

Female Attractiveness Scale (1-10). I would say she is about a seven which is about average.

by RealDavey September 12, 2016