Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.

“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

salty jig

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.

Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!

by robert a glenson November 24, 2007

Salty Dalty

A mere boy named Dalton- usually very bitchy or "salty" on a day to day basis. The saltyness is usually caused by mood swings due to hallucinogenic poo brain.

"Dude chill, you're being a real Salty Dalty."

by Big Jonn January 12, 2017

salty mayo

a cumshot

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face

by mitch gibbons October 15, 2008

salty jig

A black person who doesn't shower.

rob- dude, what smells?

George- Oh, its just that salty jig Jamal.

by robert a glenson November 25, 2007

Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.

Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.

by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007