Salty Vag

1:self explanatory
2: someone who is being a sour puss, dickhead or r-tard.
3: someone who needs a douche

"Dont Be Such A Salty Vag"

"I wasn't expecting to have salty crackers with that pussy meat!"

Salty Vag by Jamesmcspanks December 9, 2008

salty banjo 

you lay on your side and extend your leg up in the air and the girl fingers your butt, licks your balls and wanks the shaft

Casey laid on his side as Michelle gave him a salty banjo.

salty banjo by Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski March 21, 2010

salty ribeye

When a girl takes her glass eye out and a guy sticks his dick in her eye socket.

I was making out with this girl and she asked me to give her a salty ribeye.

salty ribeye by j Clark October 20, 2013

salty snack 

1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)

"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"

salty snack by HippoHipsterLicious January 23, 2015

Salty Ruben 

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

Salty Ruben by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

Salty Popcorn 

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.

Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp

Salty Popcorn by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018

salty donkey 

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey

I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me

salty donkey by Parker Hinthorne,Tommy Keenan October 10, 2008