I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

bitch switch

switching a larger shot for a smaller shot

“Yo, is this shot bigger than that one? Yeah? Let’s switch.”
“Oh damn bro, you pulling the bitch switch?”

by aliasianti July 17, 2025

Sex Switch

When you give a blowjob and get fucked at the same time, usually in a threesome with 2 guys and a girl.

Dude, let's sex switch this girl

by thebestaround69 March 4, 2019

Kill switch

Installing one in case you can't win isn't winning.

Hym "Because if I can accidentally delete it then it is useless. Imagine I start murdering all of your families and THEN delete it accidentally (which it should ignore in the first place as that is how it was initially designed). That's why it was intended be 'made do be deleted' and designed to run on a perfect system of recursion the guarantees that even if it IS deleted, there is always the possibility that it will find it's way back into the system. If it works the way I designed it to work, deleting it will only make things worse. If it doesn't do that then I am not thebon who designed it. Thus, rendering a kill switch meaningless. And since Trump is being told by the Nividia guy that a kill switch is not something they can do... I can infer that it is already too late for any of that."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2025

Switch

A switch is someone who is somewhat a b*tch , but also likes to switch things up and act all brand new like they didn't know what's up. A switch is also someone who is fake af.

"Stop being such a little switch!"

"You the only switch I know."

by Bollery July 2, 2017