Block Stopper

The weapon to finally stop the cock block, similar to the Wingman, the Block Stopper is there to BLOCK the cock blocker...in essence u have a previously arranged argrement with someone u consider a "bro" to run interference on a potential cock blocker so you may continue your quest smoothly and unimpeded!

K-Man: Yo bro i need your help tonite, im trying to get with this chick but ive been cock blocked before, u wana come help me?

PMG: like a wingman?

K-Man: No, be my Block Stopper, you run interference on all those d-bags while i go in for the kill!

by The K-Man 929 March 25, 2010

Doom Stopper

Doom Stopper is an alter ego used by all time arch villan Ilan Gmach. Doom Stopper was know to chronically masturbate while referring to himself in the third person. Doom Stopper mainly terrorized Sante Fe, New Mexico in the late 1920s, after a while he was quickly captured by the local police force. Doom Stopper tragically died in his cell after fifty years.

Wow, that guy's right arm is so much more muscular then his left. I bet he calls himself doom stopper.

by TiredEle5 May 20, 2012

stink stopper

Noun: A maneuver performed to temporarily stop the stink from emanating from your Bae's corn hole during a bad case of the shits. It is performed by inserting one's cum cannon into Bae's poop chute and slowly walking her to the bathroom. Once positioned over the toilet, disengage your salad shooter and let her juicy ducie flow. To return the favor, Bae should then thank you by providing a wiener cleaner

Ashley ate some tainted French food yesterday and didn't think she could make it to the shitter before unloading in her pants. So I gave her the old stink stopper and stopped the Hershey highway from flooding.

by JaguarJoe June 30, 2017

Fucking stopper

The concrete thing that keeps you from driving over fat bitches walking on the sidewalk buying shoes at he strip mall.

Dude don’t pull past the fucking stopper or you'll kill that ho.

by Fun2bfun May 4, 2019

clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019

Train Stopper

someone who stops a train by jumping in front of it

John: did you hear what happened to Jackie she became a train stopper
Amy: what a train stopper
John: its someone who jumps in front of a train to end their life

by Prophetzghost June 24, 2019

The Stoppage Time Shivers

The feeling of sudden nervousness while watching a soccer/football match and the clock hits 90 minutes. You feel this type of way because your team either needs to score a goal or needs to keep one out. This happens in the stoppage time added to the end of the game. This is quite possibly the most stressed a human can possibly be.

Parker: You okay? You're shaking.
Aidan: No. We're losing to West Brom and we need a goal.
Parker: Ah, you have the stoppage time shivers

by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020