Sperm

The thing asher is unable to produce

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack

by Asherslander May 12, 2023

sperm

formal way of saying cum

"my sperm shot in her vagina"

by , you don't need to know who November 21, 2021

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.

Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?

by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024

sperm overload

Excess amount of sperm deposited in a person that cannot be digested, absorbed or regurgitated. Usually manifests itself in an obvious sperm belly or leakage from the orifice where it was deposited.

Look at the belly on that bitch. Definitely suffering from a major case of sperm overload.

by Frankie Footer February 13, 2021

Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.

My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!

by Ammo4u March 12, 2023

Sperm

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by NFL Player Andre Ellington. Cooper is the first Bush worker that happened to be black to be requested on social media by a Bush Family book author. Cooper was requested to be added on Linkedin.com by Dr. Matthew Corriga an author of a Jeb Bush book.

Sperm was requested by UNF Professor Corriga because of his professional work for the Bush Family.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Sperm donner

Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

by Jafloofly March 9, 2018