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ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication
Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski
by coltski January 22, 2019
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Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor
Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019
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handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
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Tufts Ski Team

the coolest group on campus. home to the kindest and rowdiest people, who love a good time.
Man did you see those 42 kids shredding at bradford?? they are so dope, def on Tufts Ski Team.
by TU2027TUTUTUTUT October 8, 2023
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Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill
Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.
by Cutenipple December 21, 2023
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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Ski

Hey I love to ski
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024
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