Sit

Is to place your fat ass on something big enough for it

I really wanna sit on something, I’m so tired I could sit anywhere

by Stupid idiot boy July 4, 2023

Sit

To place your fat ass on something that’s big enough for it

I really wanna sit on something, I’m so tired I could sit on anything

by Stupid idiot boy July 4, 2023

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

Sit in your wrongness

When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.

Gabe Ensell-*wrong*
Hayden-be quiet and sit in your wrongness and be wrong
gabe-*death*

by tttttg December 2, 2020

Sitting in Silence

Sitting in Silence will make me go mad. Dont even remind us.. of batman.

Im sitting in silence and my ass hurts.

by mrcrabs213123 November 15, 2020

Sitting hot

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.

“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”

by Tattoo ernay November 28, 2020

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020