Simplexity

sim·plex’·i·ty sĭm-plěk'sĭ-tē noun
Sniglet- 1. Simplifying the complex; to make less complicated; reduce complexity; to simplify a problem.  2. Delivering complex solutions in the simplest way.    sim'plex·i·ca'tion (sĭm-plěk'sĭ kā'shən) n.

Hey, Einstein can you explain relativity with a little more simplexity

by McDoublespeak April 9, 2009

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

Simpcel

Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving thirsty comments.

Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute perfection.

E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"

Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*

Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".

Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*

by TheUncommonOne March 8, 2022

the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.

Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!

by Johnny Two Toes November 17, 2007

the semple

a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.

Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"

by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010

sample

1. Sex, especially without caressing, coercion, cuddling or foreplay.

2. A piece of pussy.

3. A piece of dick.

4. A quickie.

This can also be expressed as "a sample."

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 17, 2006

Simpette

female equivalent of simp. usually a lesbian

G: lol a chick on the twitter just said she was a simp
M: that's not how it works. simps are male. 'simpette' is the correct term
G: okay imma tell her

by 2InchMicroPP December 19, 2019