Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.

“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

Salty Oreo

The sex act were you cum on a cookie and proceed to hide the cum by placing another cookie over it, it is most common for Oreos, it’s also common to cum in dough as a chef to add an extra salty taste,

shaq: “Did you hear about the chef who came inside the dough?
Luke: Bro... no wonder it was extra salty!
Shaq: It’s the salty Oreo!”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.

Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*

by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.

Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.

by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

Salty Dalty

A mere boy named Dalton- usually very bitchy or "salty" on a day to day basis. The saltyness is usually caused by mood swings due to hallucinogenic poo brain.

"Dude chill, you're being a real Salty Dalty."

by Big Jonn January 12, 2017

salty facial

In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.

Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!

Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!

by Brown Sugar Cookie August 20, 2011

Salty Mojalty

A way to emphasize the extra salty nature of your friends. A term to describe friends that are acting in a salty manner. They are not supporting the fun of the group, bringing a damper to the overall mood.

Dude you are being really salty, salty mojalty.
Dude thats salty, salty mojalty.
Salt dude salt..all over the place..you are being salty mojalty.

by Rich Bomgardner February 4, 2007