russian stovepipe

The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole

Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe

by mr obvious March 8, 2015

Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.

Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.

by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015

russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.

Hey girl I loved the Russian puppy we got

by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016

russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist

Holy shit the russian tank tore my house apart

by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017

Russian CPR

The act of blowing into a woman’s vagina while simultaneously double fisting her ass.

Jane never walked the same after she received Russian CPR in the back alley of the strip club.

by Starkist69 January 9, 2020

Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

Russian Drunk

Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.

We are going to get Russian Drunk off this SVEDKA.

Man that fool is Russian Drunk!

by milehighjoe February 5, 2012