Roman Craddock

A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby

Yo dude Roman Craddock is so chubby

by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023

Roman

Roman is a ladies man and has a massive dick . He will eat you out like a chinese buffet and slurp you like a bowel of soup.

Stacey" Romans dick was so big it took 5 hand to put around it"

by bigcock222 January 12, 2023

Roman Era

Roman Era is an era when a person plays a certain game for more than 2 hours and not responding to any of your texts.

Luda: Ugh my friend is playing Sims and not responding to any of my text
Jiafei: She is in her Roman Era

by LeeLuda January 16, 2023

The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

Roman Straw

when you suck up someone’s cum and spit it into their butthole.

I love giving my boyfriend roman straws!

by veganfarts77 December 6, 2022

Roman Empire

A powerful empire that ruled over the Mediterranean for roughly 2000 years. It is considered by many historians as the most influential empire in history; as it shaped Europe as we know it.

The Roman Empire went to war with the Persians.

by SSM4 Bloopers December 21, 2022

Roman

Roman’s a perverted weird bitch whose dick can’t stay hard. He likes to traumatize girls and thinks he’s the shit. He’s so bossy and weird it’s as if he’s owned by someone. He should learn to keep his dick in his pants cuz all he likes to do is talk abt sex. Roman is a child predator

Run far far away from Roman
Did you hear that Roman got locked up in Paris

by zzzmonkey November 21, 2023