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rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.
I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!
by Lambicious January 24, 2013
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clit rip

When you get a clit piercing and while your dog is eating you out, they rip it out with their teeth.
BRUH LAST NIGHT MY DOG DID THE CLIT RIP ON MY AND OML IT HURT LIKE A REDNECK STICK ON A BUTTCHEEK.
by Deenthepeen May 5, 2018
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Rip a Stank

When you blast ass. Your butt cheeks might hurt after you rip a Stank
Joe- Hey Greg i heard John blast ass in the other room.
Greg-Yeah i heard that fart too.
John-Hey guy what are you talking about?
Joe-We were just talking about hearing you rip a stank
by Fat stank April 21, 2020
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Rip The Stick

When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.
by Edwardioo June 28, 2016
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Rip a sui

Alternative for kms, sui short for s**cide
Honestly living in nyc makes me want to rip a sui
by happyhappyhappy567 April 9, 2023
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Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.
Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah
by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022
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Rip a sleeve

The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.
Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!
by LilCroutonNA March 8, 2021
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