Dj Rip

When you hit a bong while taking a shit and farting, while waiting for your mcgriddle from grubhub.

Damn bro! You should of seen that knarly Dj Rip I did on the toliet!

by Clarified December 31, 2020

Rip a sleeve

The act of grabbing a fresh sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies and wolfing them all down in one sitting.

Chad: It's the Fuckin' weekend! Time to rip a sleeve!
Brad: Hell yeah bro! Let's get that minty pre-game!

by LilCroutonNA March 8, 2021

Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021

Vagina Rip

Where you put a vape in a girls pussy the her vagina hits the vape

After sex she wanted a bit more action so she pulled off the vagina rip

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

ripping buns

1. farting

Ripping buns: I just ripped some serious buns. You probably want to leave the room.

by yumbleboo June 16, 2011

Rip a sui

Alternative for kms, sui short for s**cide

Honestly living in nyc makes me want to rip a sui

by happyhappyhappy567 April 9, 2023