Retired Gay

A former gay person who can test people claiming to be gay by sexual means but not seeking pleasure in it.

Steve:Hi Dave,did you hear the news,Gary is gay.
Dave:No he isn't.
Steve:How do you know?
Dave:because last week I heard this rumer and cornered him and tried to kiss him and he just was just gonna barf.thats why he isn't gay.
Steve:wow man,I didn't know you are gay.
Dave: I'm not.i was gay.now I'm a retired gay!

by Ajax Marshal October 28, 2020

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Retired soul

Someone(young person) who is less interested in many things that most people tend to be interested in.

My boyfriend is a retired soul.

by Real Phil February 22, 2021

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retarded mf

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom

bro im a retarded mf
wait what

by rose kai is king March 2, 2021

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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.

Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.

by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011

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