Refart

When a woman farts and it slips up the vajayjay and then they have to bend and twist to get it the hell out of there.

Is that a new dance move? No it’s a refart.

by Suburbandaddy May 31, 2018

retard tingles

An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarassment.

He's got no game, his pick up lines give me super sonic retard tingles.

by S Buck October 22, 2003

retardosaurus

A very thick dinosaur or someone who is stupider than a neandophol as a retardosaurus came first

You are a retardosaurus

by Retardosaur September 2, 2003

Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.

My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.

by technicolor August 20, 2009

the retards at guitar.com

this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.

the retards at guitar.com dont exist, but there is one retard who made this thread

by bassman793 May 17, 2006

retarted

What you are if you spell it like this.

moron: u r retarted!!!!!
Me: Learn how to spell retard, you retard.

by David555 April 26, 2006

Retardish

A language created for the people of less intellegence. A mixture of words that only makes sense to the dense or dumb. This is translated by the select few. M. Sullivan created this language.

"RETARDISH" is a very simple language, if you over think it or try to make sense of it then it will never seem clear.

What the hell is he talking about, I don't know he's just talking retardish.

example: he keeps can garrett slap ass and thats my name

Translates to be

Chuck called Garrett Slapass and that is Mike's nickname for the fanasty league, so Mike protested and wanted Chuck to stop calling Garret the nickname designated for him.

by Garrett L Hoffman September 14, 2007