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Gossip Read

Used when relating possibly non-factual information you read somewhere.
I gossip read that the Microsoft layoffs are mostly in the marketing department.
by HeyEbeth January 18, 2023
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Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.
I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
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read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
by GG Allin February 2, 2023
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you cant read the brat

It's when the khias think they can read BDSBRATXO.. and they cant!
"baby, you cant read the brat"
by bdsbratxo March 30, 2025
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Read their rights

To respectfully or disrespectfully check a person. To put them in their place.
I just had to read their rights to these racist people
by Messy Vagina April 16, 2025
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Read people

Reading people body language eye movement segments feet movement head turn movements hand gestures actors and actresses etc
by The muscle April 21, 2025
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