Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.

Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

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Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

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tyler read

An absolute baller who’s Moto is “if Freddie is happy then your kids took the candy” a Tyler read is much funnier then a Freddie Goodwin and doesn’t like it up his rear

You heard what Tyler read did the other day

No what

Right hooked a toddler

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

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Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.

"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"

"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."

or

"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "

by smeefus August 27, 2019

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