Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.

Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

by Bucaro March 31, 2022

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Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

by KyZhar July 25, 2022

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plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

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Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.

Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.

by CommonSimp January 26, 2023

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Mutual Photo Relationship

When a couple meets online and then bases their relationship off of photos shared by the other person in the relationship.

Stoner D-Bag: This girl on Omegle totally sent me this pic of her naked on an ironing board.
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Oh, you're having one of those "Mutual Photo Relationships" ...sexy
Stoner D-Bag: You're just jealous cuz I have a girlfriend and you don't!
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Get back to me when you get in her pants...

by Karla6969696969 September 20, 2011

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Flip-book relationship

The state in which one finds themselves when they begin to have so many one-night-stands or fuck buddies that that these individuals merge into one to resemble a relationship- devoid of real emotion. This is either an intentional way of life (and all power to you if it is) or adversely extremely detrimental to ones self-esteem and perhaps a barrier between you and someone who wants to be with you because, consciously or subconsciously, you define yourself as 'taken'.

So'n'so: Why can't I meet some nice?

Other so'n'so: Because you're in a flip-book relationship

by FannyBrat June 1, 2014

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