by pjagoatt March 25, 2022

by Alfredos2k July 7, 2023


When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)
Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.
by Klownrad May 26, 2023

"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri
by Fieri, Guy November 6, 2017

if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down
Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"
Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "
Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"
Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "
Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
by urfavoriteuglyrat March 21, 2017

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003
