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punch the pumpkin 

Variant of "hit the hay".
I'm tired. I think it's time to punch the pumpkin.

carving a pumpkin 

A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.
hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?
carving a pumpkin by chiahseed January 31, 2010

Naughty pumpkin 

Someone who is as naughty as a pumpkin
OMG she got kicked out of class,what a naughty pumpkin
Naughty pumpkin by IheartuJordan February 24, 2009

your face inside of a pumpkin 

When someone royally pisses you off enough that you actually cut their head off and stick it inside of a pumpkin. Gross. l0lz!11!!
I will get you a mirror so you can see this. You see this? You know what this is? THIS IS YOUR FACE INSIDE OF A PUMPKIN!

Sinking Pumpkin

When a man's genitals are sucked into a woman's vagina and then quickly launched back at him.
Dude, Amy pulled a sinking pumpkin on me and it it me in the face.
Sinking Pumpkin by Le Kweef May 18, 2010

slutty pumpkin

a massive flirt who has no bad intentions, who accident dyed her hair orange.
slutty pumpkin by Russela May 25, 2008