56K Porn

Old school slow internet connection using a 56K Modem where you need to wait days for a porn video to download.

Dammit, screw this 56K Porn. You should have given me a 56K Warning!

by Poorjerk January 12, 2010

unintentional porn

When people do things that are inadvertently construed as sexual by those around them. Unintentional porn is all in the eye of the beholder. In its purest form, the "pornographer" is truly unaware of the fact that he/she is generating such fascination and horniness in his/her audience.

She's so hot that everything she does is unintentional porn to the men around her.

by Captain Drag-Ass May 4, 2009

Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.

There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!

by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011

midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer

by somebody February 20, 2003

porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star

In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.

by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010

sword porn

Gratuitous sword fighting scenes, generally over-the-top and involving lots of blood shed. The bread and butter of the medieval and samurai action movie.

Pop in Highlander, I'm in the mood for some sword porn.

by MysticX November 3, 2007