Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

juice the poon

If you dont know what is is your name is probably Isaac. Virg

Isaac cant juice the poon

by JAbby134 May 22, 2020

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.

George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!

by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011

Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent

Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!

by jdhammer July 7, 2014