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poo happy

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
by shakytrousers December 18, 2011
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Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011
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Successful Poo

The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"

or

David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011
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binchy poo

a derivation of sweetie poo, which is a derivation of sweetie pie. calling someone a binchy poo is not an insult but rather a thing out of fondness.
me: siena is the binchiest poo i know.
siena: no, you're a binchy poo.
by tuckalow November 11, 2018
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Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.
Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"
by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018
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Sebby Poo

The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey

Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)
Holy fuckin butter balls, ur being such a Sebby Poo!!
by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023
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Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik May 13, 2005
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