Skinny Penis

The definition of "Skinny Penis" is a with ass dude on the internet saying " It's ya boi, skinny penis." That exact video made me a different person with magical powers. I can now make my penis wipe my own ass. Oh yeah almost forgot, if u watch the video 200 times your white af peepee turns black, and shrinks 40x . Best day of my life when that happened.

Hiesenburg: "Say my name.."
Some random ass person: "It's ya boi, skinny penis."

by Skinny penis dude February 5, 2017

girl penis

a penis that a girl grows every month but is cut off to prevent it becoming sore

‘hey bro did you know girls grew girl penises?!’
‘nah! i wonder if they’re bigger than ours!’

by yeahthatcoolcat June 2, 2020

penis protestor

Someone striving to rid the world of penis.

A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)

by Anal Fury Master May 25, 2005

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

Penisburglar

A woman that likes to date guys that are already in a relationship.

Brenda is such a penisburglar.

Do you plan on doing some penisburglaring tonight?

Those ladies are a bunch of penisburglars.

by ElColbertoElBlacko January 20, 2011

Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011