mental perv

People trying to get inside your mind and but flat out fake people just to get you typically happens to women

Hey,his being a mental perv to me recently what should I do about him

by Jack Napalmer August 18, 2017

Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018

math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way

''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''

by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018

Lazy pervert

While driving you reach out the window to slap someone on the ass

See that girl walking lazy pervert her

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018

plan pervert

Someone who spends a lot of time looking at plans/designs/blueprints.

A plan enthusiast.

Warren the plan pervert spends all day looking at plans.

by PowderHounder June 3, 2018

dirty perve

A (or the) Dirty perve is the worst of the worst: The dirt worst in many ways.

A Dirty perve will comment on the look of young women's hair, often be found perving around the beach ogling the finer sex or staring at any cleavage he can sniff out.

A recent discovery has also revealed a dirty perve will almost always have slippery fingers

Look at him, he is such a dirty perve.

The dirty perve is a disgrace, how does he get away with it.

by Hypnometh June 9, 2018

scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018