Bummer Pants

Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well

Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O

by LPHAVIK February 27, 2010

no-pants dance

Having some type of sexual encounter with another person while not wearing any clothes. Usually refers to having sex while naked. Made famous by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

"I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance."

by AdamJK12 August 21, 2007

poop the pants

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵

I have pants👖on my legs

by emercado10 November 27, 2019

Cozy Pants

Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.

Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.

by The Great Turbanini May 15, 2014