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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.

Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent

by __banterman May 19, 2024

parent

Father or mother.

Parent.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

parents

dont get me wrong i couldnt be on this earth without them but man do I fucking hate them. there the worst people I've ever met, and I have one of the most shitty friendgroups ever. Genuinely curious if I don't do what they tell me to do what they're going to do, if they're going to hurt me, yell at me till I wanna commit, send me off to boarding school, genuinely cause what if I don't are you gonna send me off to the streets, cause that's child abuse and probably a bunch of other illegal shit. if they disown me my dad wouldn't have the heart with his stupid Mormon pussy ass. and my mom would prob commit too, honestly I may be the shitty child they all hate, but if I die or leave the family would go to shit. I don't wanna live with my grandparents either, so I guess ill just cope with music, fake fantasies in my head, and fanfics

user: u good u look like you've been crying

me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents

user: why?

me: ... can we not talk about that

user: yeah.. yeah thats fine

by ilovemiso March 13, 2023

parental technology mismatch

When you ask your parents for the latest PlayStation, but instead you get older, more obscure gaming console Commodore CDTV / Philips CD-i / Casio Loopy because your parents don't want to get addicted to video games. Same as when you ask your parents for the latest smartphone, but instead you get Texas Instrument calculator that has always been the same since 1995, a Jewish flip phone, an MP3 nugget, and a digital camcorder because your parents don't want to get addicted to smartphone.

When I asked my parents for the latest PlayStation, I ended up with a Commodore CDTV instead, highlighting the classic parental technology mismatch.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

parent

1- Father or mother.
2- Those who procreated other living beings.

My parents is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023