Skip to main content

sexy man pumpkin

A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.
I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!
by nativedude11:11 September 19, 2020
mugGet the sexy man pumpkinmug.

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad
by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018
mugGet the Pumpkin Drunkmug.

Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!
Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.
by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018
mugGet the Pumpkin blumpkinmug.

Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
mugGet the Sloppy Pumpkinmug.

Pumpkin

A very gay or well lesbian girl who has a large ass ( booty ) and is a hoe
Pumpkin needs to stop fucking other girls
by Pumpkin_LesbianGoddess November 12, 2018
mugGet the Pumpkinmug.

Filthy Pumpkins

A variation of the Filthy Sanchez, but using pumpkin pie filling instead of feces. After climaxing, the (usually) man crosses his hands and points his fingers a la David S. Pumpkins and yells "ANY QUESTIONS?"
We had some leftover pumpkin pie filling at Thanskgiving, so we decided to do a Filthy Pumpkins for a change of pace.
by herbnderbin November 21, 2017
mugGet the Filthy Pumpkinsmug.

Pumpkin Pounder

The type of girl a bloke named Blake Cuthbert would go for.
Gee Cuth loves the gingers, what a Pumpkin Pounder!
by Latch.K December 13, 2021
mugGet the Pumpkin Poundermug.

Share this definition