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poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period
Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire
by Erusll October 2, 2017
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Bare Poon

Bare Poon: can mean "Lots of poon" "rolling in the poon" "great amounts of poon"

See: "Bare""Poon"
by My Little Poony August 13, 2014
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Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.
Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.
by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017
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Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched
by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009
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Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)
That poon fight was awesome.
by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023
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joo-poon

You going to get you some joo-poon?
by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011
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Poon Spittoon

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice
by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021
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